You know you’ve become an aunty when you’re actually starting to enjoy housework.

Remember when? Never thought I’d see the day. What the hell is happening to me? I spent all day yesterday washing the bathrooms, vacuuming the carpets, changing bedsheets, rearranging drawers and when it was all done, I retired to my couch with a hot cup of tea, swathed in a warm feeling of satisfaction that the world was all right again.

It’s *ill I tell ya, ill!