I only have two resolutions this coming new year:

1/ Lose another 30lbs (I lost only 20lbs this year – small steps, insists Lokes. He is annoyingly right of course. Annoying because he lost 90lbs in 15 months.)

2/ Get through three quarters of college with top marks.

Okay I have a third.

3/Write a collection of short stories and publish them through Lulu.

Promise you guys will buy it when it’s out.