Nothing like a dirty joke to start your weekend with

November 2nd, 2007 by jennemede

These days, when Skyler goes for a poop, she takes a book with her.

Her favourite book is still Eric Carle’s The Very Hungry Caterpillar because of all the junk food.

Yesterday, she dragged the huge board book to potty, sat down and did her business.

When she was done, she stood up and looked at her handiwork.

“Mommy, it looks like…,” she paused and refered to her book.

“…a sausage!”

She looked at me, and then at her poop, and then at her book again.

“Oh no, a pickle! It looks like a pickle!”

I’d promised you a funny video. Here is the lady herself. Enjoy!

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Posted in Imperfect Kids

10 Responses

  1. sweetisu

    Hehehee… a pickle!

    That’s funny she actually chewed it all before completely passing out.

  2. pelfism

    Classic!
    You’d better keep all this to show her when she grows up, LOL.

  3. simmie

    I laughed out loud as I watched the clip. Funny!!!

  4. Daphne Ling

    Hey Jenn,

    Haha! Oh dearie…How cute and funny! What happened to the first fries? The one that she took outta her mouth and put behind her neck or something?

    Raeven said: “Daddy, don’t wake her up!”…

    Why not leh?

  5. jennemede

    Daphne: Coz she will be cranky lor. I have no idea where that other fry went.

    That’s our little girl for you. Makan + tidur = most important.

  6. Loke Uei

    the other fry dropped back into the paperbag.

    and raeven said not to wake her up because she knows that if we wake Skyler up from her sleep prematurely, she’ll be cranky and cry for like half and hour, which she actually did right after the video :)

  7. a&a'smom

    OMG, I hvnt seen any1 eating while dozing off!! Hillarious!

  8. Mr.Sato

    I think that has to be the one thing our daughter Amelie hasn’t done when falling asleep. Maybe she would if she didn’t suck her thumb… that’s funny enough.

    Skylar is beautiful, BTW.

  9. Daphne Ling

    Hi Jenn and Loke Uei,

    You know, thank for explaining! You know, the only other child I know who does this (sleeping halfway) is the late Chee Keong, whom I kinda foster-mum’d for 6 months…He would be eating, and suddenly doze off and snore! And squirt out whatever is in his mouth (usually nestum)…He would be waving a toy, and mid-air, he’d freeze, and snore…He would be bathing, and fall asleep, and snore…He would be on his tummy for physiotherapy, and halfway through doze off!
    Sure brings back memories, this video, so thank you! =)

  10. Daphne Ling

    Ooops…

    The message should read:

    “Thanks for explaining! You know, the only……6 months”

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