Okay, don’t make me rich but keep me in business.

I am very proud to bring to you The I’mPerfect Mom Store, where you can flaunt your flaws and celebrate your ineptitude with attitude – in style!

From raglan tees to baby bibs, choose your weapon and wear (or make your child wear) it well.

I’ll be thinking up more witty phrases in the near future. In the meantime, go ahead and declare your indiscretions!