When my father-in-law handed me this, he said, “Must be all that publicity. Too much publicity!”

That’s right, that’s how the American judicial system works.

“Hmm, this lady has been in the news. Let’s pick her!”

I’ve not even been on jury duty back home in Malaysia, which by my FIL’s logic, I should have been called at least once, for am I not - ahem - more famous back home?

Anyway, I’d have to be a citizen first before I can serve.

Sorry, King County Superior Court. Maybe in another life.