Raeven's diagnosis

Above is Rae’s diagnosis of “what is wrong with Mei Mei” (her sister).

Translation:

Skyler needs to see the wee-wee dentist. She needs to see the wee-wee dentist so that when she wee-wees, her po-chay (our word for vagina) will not pain-pain. She needs to go there because I want her to PLEASE potty-train in the toilet because I don’t want her to wee-wee in her diaper. If she doesn’t wee-wee in the toilet, she will get a pain-pain po-chay. If not she will have to see the dentist and she will CRY FOR A HUNDRED WEEKS!!

Just so everyone understands, I do not send my kids to the ‘wee-wee dentist’ (fancy!) to potty-train them. This ‘diagnosis’ is probably memory remnants of her traumatic VCUG experience last year. Which has made her very adamant about her little sister being VERY vigilant about changing diapers and learning to go to the toilet.

I know, it’s so OCD.

And gross.

But very sweet.

Raeven, the diagnostician

Presenting my little diagnostician, Dr Raeven, MD.