…finding your two-year old drinking water out of the toilet bowl.

Good thinking, Jenn, letting your girls play with their tea set in the bathroom!

Now I’m not sure if I’m happy that I’d just scrubbed the toilet down two days ago. Which is worse: Swallowing water containing millions of life-threatening bacteria from urine and faeces, or potentially toxic Clorox?

I think I’ll have to go with the Clorox.

Let’s see how she does this afternoon.

In the meantime, happy Labour Day to all who celebrate Labour Day on May 1st (like the normal people do *snort*). Oh you don’t know? The Americans do it differently here. Labour Day – which is spelt Labor Day, pfff – is celebrated on the first Monday of September.

Today is, instead, May Day, or Loyalty Day.

Now I’m gonna check if Sky is not throwing up green gunk in her bed…