Guess the letter

April 26th, 2007 by jennemede

This morning, on a call to cancel my doctor’s appointment.

Lady: Hullo this is Dr Chuang’s answering service.

Me: Hi, can I leave a message please for Dr Chuang?

Lady: Your name please?

Me: Jennifer Tan (pronounced to sound like the ‘tan’ in ’suntan’)

Lady: Phone number?

I give my home number.

Lady: And your message?

Me: I’m not able to make my 10am appointment?

Lady: You wish to cancel it? Okay. Now was your last name Pan with a P, as in Peter Pan?

Me: No, as in Thailand.

Silence.

Me: As in Taiwan?

The phone crackles.

Me: As in Tennessee?

Lady: Okay Tee Ay Ann Tan?

Me: Yup.

 

I should’ve just said ’suntan’.

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4 Responses

  1. pelf

    Actually arr, P and T sounds quite the same over the phone. I always have problems spelling my name to the other person. I always go “Paris-England-London-Finland” and they either go “PELS” of “TELF”.

    So difficult meh?

  2. Jenn

    Lol.. you should’ve tried ‘Terengganu’

  3. pelf

    Terengganu is actually more difficult to spell, considering the amount of people who spell it as “Trengganu” instead of “Terengganu” but since it isn’t MY NAME, I give it a go. People can spell it however they like, it’s not going to affect me, LOL :)

    (Talk about patriotism!)

  4. jennemede

    Terengganu wouldve probably made her hang up the phone!

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