I don’t know when the last time was that I’d checked my astrological reading but you know what, someone should really update these things once in a while. Or at least make it more…relevant, considering these things are kind of popular, I hear.

“You will receive a letter or a telegram today of great importance.”

Can this be right? I’ve not received a telegram in…ever. Are there still telegrams?

“Have confidence, dear Libra, for a raise is in the horizon!”

Oh yea? Don’t I need to first get paid, to get a raise?

“Someone at work has a crush on you but take heed, Libra, now is not a good time to be in a relationship.”

Great. The person at my ‘work’ is the person who’s supposed to have a crush on me and I’m already in a relationship with him. So how?

 

Anyone have a good astrology site they like?