Mommy? Titty?
Okay, those of you who got here through a Google for “mommy titties”? Please stand to the left in a single file, turn around and get the hell out?
But those of you genuinely intrigued by my effortless title (just one rewrite, no kidding!), here’s a little story.
9am in the morning, after my morning shower. Two-year old gets into walk-in closet with naked mommy. Said mommy is putting on underthings. Two-year old stares unabashedly up at equally shameless mommy, and goes:
“What that?” She points. She scores.
“It’s Mommy’s bra, sweet one.”
Silent staring continues with hand on closet door knob as if to run at first instance of Escaped Misshapened Boobies. Of course, the Technologically Advanced Scientifically Engineered wireless Maidenform strapless bra clasps refuse to lock in. Mommy huffs and puffs and almost blows a gasket. Said two-year old isn’t in a hurry. She plops down on bottom, legs out front, eyes still watching the furious Incarceration of Wrinkly Mounds of Flesh.
Clasps finally take but not before a nipple pops over.
“Titty!” she exclaims. “Titty ditty!”
I reign in fugitive nipple. Show is over. Two-year old picks herself up, opens the closet door and marches out, to the rhythm of, “TI-ttee! DI-ttee! TI-ttee!”.
If there is one thing I should like to change about my life right now, it would be to simply get dressed (or undressed) everyday without someone pointing at my boobs and then making a parade of it. That would be nice.
Posted in Imperfect Kids, Imperfect Mom
January 25th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Hahahahhahaahh she is such a cutie!!! Wait till she parades down the mall with that rhyme.
January 26th, 2007 at 4:21 am
hahahhahaha Wait till u have a boy who points to you while u trying on things in a shopping mall and shouts out MUMMY, WHERES YOUR PENIS?! to which you have to calmly answer “Ladies and girls don’t have penises, dear, they have vaginas. Then you have to listen to the audible gasps and mutterings from other cubicles..
The boys have asked only a couple of times reg: bras and how come girls undies look different. As for the boobs, they just think it’s feeding machines. (I got asked the “do cows have boobs too mum, is that why we get cows milk?).. I wonder what Kieran will say HAHAHAHHAHAA
u got to treasure these moments and embarass them later! hehe
January 26th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Out of the mouth of babes! Very entertaining, like most of your posts about the kids.
I’m puzzled though, Is 2 year old tall enough to reach doorknob? Or are doorknobs on wardrobe doors in Us set lower than in Msia?