If only Daddy saw this

January 12th, 2007 by jennemede

Raeven has been going on a wedding spree these last few weeks, marrying her Barbies off to anyone and anything.

Just yesterday, her toy train proposed to a butt-naked Holiday Angel Barbie but for her left shoe, and they kissed and “now Barbie has a baby train!”.

Today, it’s apparently lesbian Barbie day. After breakfast, she sits in front of her toys, and declares Butt-Naked Holiday Angel Barbie and 12 Dancing Princess Genevieve to be dancing together and be positively in love.

Mid maple syrup-drenched pancake, I asked.

“What was that again?”

“Naked Barbie is a boy Barbie, so they are dancing together.”

She puts the two blondes together, plastic arms around each other, and giggles.

You had to be there. Especially you, daddy.

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Posted in Imperfect Kids

3 Responses

  1. pelf

    Hhhaha, children learn what they see! :)

  2. Lia

    hahhahahahaha this made me have hysterics!! The Js dont really have big dolls, they have action figures and the McD’s barbies lol But they have baby dolls (we got for them when we were expecting k) and they like to imitate what we do (Feed, etc) J2 even tried nursing! (cos he was pretending to be mum he said)..

    Arent their imaginations wonderful though? Watching em play and how they think up stories, peps u up some :) Luckily it’s not been drummed out of them yet from school.. muahhahahahaa

  3. jennemede

    hehe yea lia. I am trying to save em from eternal creative damnation!

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