So I went to pick my man up as usual from work. Little did I know I’d pick up a late Christmas present as well.

This here, my friends, is a Zune. That’s Microsoft-speak for Zazzy Device to Keep Them Tunes. And vids. And pics. Also means I Don’t Need an iPod No More.

I knew I was worth more than a crummy block of art paper and charcoal!

That man is SO having sex tonight.