A few days ago, I told you about how some idiots thought we should know for sure that having too many kids will kill you.

Well at least now you know your breasts will be safe and sound.

This research with over 200,000 European women found that

Housework cut breast cancer risk by 30% among the pre-menopausal women and 20% among the post-menopausal women.

and that

Dusting, mopping and vacuuming was also better than having a physical job.

I’m sure lots of women will say different, yours truly included.

The next time you need a better reason to vacuum, besides, you know, living in filth, think of your boobs!