There are some things you just know
…without having to talk to, like, 21,000 people.
It was found the more children couples had, the worse their health and the more likely they were to die early.
Who the hell does not know that already? Do you really need to conduct a research to know these things for sure? I mean, just go to a park and talk to some moms. Better yet, read a mommy blog!
Kids stress you out. Stress shortens your life. And therefore, kids shorten your life! Simple logic.
But nooooo, we apparently neeeed to know these things, like, REAAALLLY know them. In case, you know, your husband or wife, or mother or more realistically, your mother-in-law, were to pester you to have another kid, you could perhaps whip out a printed (colour) copy of this piece of news from the Bey-bey-cey, and stick it in said relative’s face and go, “Now looky here. I think five is enough, ‘coz it ain’t good for my health. I just might keel over and die unexpectedly.”
But three is NOT too many. Three is good. Three is DA BOMB. Okay, baby?
Posted in Imperfect Mom
December 27th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
I agree.. 3 or 4 kids is max
:D wonder if hubby is reading this and will faint LOL
I think one boy for you would add a whole new challenge to your life MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA besides he can beat up any suitors to your girls (on behalf of daddy of course LOL)…
if I have a girl, she has 3 brothers before her… how long dating-dating like that
too many kids also not good but I support the 3 mandate for u
December 27th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Can’t agree more. If I were to show the artilcle to MIL, I know she would say, “aiya, I had 4 and still turned out ok. What is another one more for you”. *faint*
December 29th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
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