Democrats win big (US)

Gay pride march in holy city cancelled (Jerusalem)

Norway still most desirable place to live on earth (Norway, of course)

Eunuchs make better tax collectors (India)

Perrigo painkillers containing acetaminophen, metal fragments, recalled (US)

Woman invents Diapees and Wipees (US)

Man blows up arse with firecrackers on Guy Fawkes Day (England)

And K-Fed is now Fed-ex (US) - how many other funny nicknames can you make with ‘Fed’?!