You know your husband is not the man you thought you married when he starts downloading The Best of Back Street Boys.

And just when you think it’s okay that his taste in music in the 90s might’ve been better, he goes and downloads Modern Talking.

Who the hell is this man?

“What are you DOING?” I ask as Brother Louie Louie Louie! Oh doin’ what he’s doin’! fills our living room.

I couldn’t stop myself. Sometimes, you just have to speak up. Especially when a man starts to miss Modern Talking.

“Nothinglah!” he laughs it off, a little too nervously.

“Just wanted to listen to it a bit.”

Pppppphhhyou don’t say!