The best damn drawer in the whole damn town
July 23rd, 2006 by jennemede
“Mommy, do you have your glasses?”
Mommy was too busy killing raptors, so without asking why, she answered, “Yes, I do.”
Five minutes later, Raeven hands Mommy a drawing:
“Mommy. Can you draw a vagina and backside?”
Raptors be damned. Mommy logs off and stiffles a fit of giggles threatening to boil over.
“No babe, I don’t think I know how to?”
Raeven looks at a drawing of herself.
“But I need a vagina and backside, mommy.”
Mommy decides to fulfill her request by drawing an inconspicuous something at the appropriate region:
Raeven takes the now completed drawing and stares at it.
“I don’t have any panties, Mommy. I will weewee on people’s floor!!!”
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Which game in God’s green earth is better than this?
Posted in Imperfect Everything
July 23rd, 2006 at 5:24 pm
awww man…. had a good rofl at that
isn’t she the sweetest!
July 24th, 2006 at 4:08 am
hahahahahahaa I tell you, the things they come up with..
July 24th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
yea I ROTFLed myself for quite some time. Sigh. Who needs comedy when you hv kids.
July 24th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
the funniest blog post of the day!