“Mommy, do you have your glasses?”
Mommy was too busy killing raptors, so without asking why, she answered, “Yes, I do.”
Five minutes later, Raeven hands Mommy a drawing:
“Mommy. Can you draw a vagina and backside?”
Raptors be damned. Mommy logs off and stiffles a fit of giggles threatening to boil over.
“No babe, I don’t think I know how to?”
Raeven looks at a drawing of herself.
“But I need a vagina and backside, mommy.”
Mommy decides to fulfill her request by drawing an inconspicuous something at the appropriate region:
Raeven takes the now completed drawing and stares at it.
“I don’t have any panties, Mommy. I will weewee on people’s floor!!!”
Which game in God’s green earth is better than this?