So I finally broke out my Yoga Booty Ballet DVD (got bitten by the home shopping bug just ONE WEEK in the US) and spent an hour trying to 'find my center'.

Amid two kids giggling in circus-clown glee to see their mommy attempt the Downward Facing Dog, I didn't find that elusive center. But I did find long lost muscles (and may have accidentally discovered I have Carpal Tunnel).

I was also surprised to see that the producers put a big girl in the video as one of those backup exercisers. Sort of to say, "Even the fat girl's doing it, so come on!!"

Would've worked if she didn't look so miserable trying to keep up.

The yoga and booty I can take. The ballet part made me hit the Stop button.

If I COULD do ballet, I wouldn't be buying your video, you know?