This morning, my three-year old, who had worn long-johns to bed, wanted to go wee-wee. Having stripped her, I saw that she was wearing pull-on diapers! She’d been potty trained and stopped wearing them for months!

So I asked her why she was wearing diapers and who had dressed her.

“Daddy. Daddy forgot.”

Daddy forgot his daughter is now three years old and hasn’t been diapered in half a year.

This is what I’m talking about in Point Three of this entry!