Talk dirty to me

March 12th, 2004 by jennemede

This week, I wrote a story on whether men should make noise when they have sex in my ‘infamous’ MSN Women column. I had not touched on sex for a couple of months now and thought I’d spice it up this week for fun.

Yesterday, some guy emailed me and asked for my MSN ID, telling me he was a fan. Big-headed as I was, I thought he was referring to my also being a games reviewer, and wanted to chat about computer games or tips. As such, add him I did.

Turned out he was a perv who thought that someone who has a sex column would also like dirty talking with strangers. This was not the worst of it. When I told him I did not discuss my personal life with readers, he created a second ID, added me and denied he was the same person. The second time around, he said he was a woman, but made the mistake of saying “I am a fan of yours AS WELL”.The fact I don’t put my MSN ID out in cyberspace also made how he found it (unless u play games) suspect.

After a while, ’she’ asked how my sex life was and again, I told ‘her’ I don’t discuss it.

“But I thought we are girls, we can talk about our personal things!”

followed by

“Isn’t it unfair if I tell you my personals things and u don’t tell me yours!”

I told my husband last night and he could not stop laughing, telling me the f***ker probably had his pants down and a chubby, waiting for me to say something dirty so he could start spanking his monkey.

“This is so cool! You have pervert fans who stalk you! I am so proud of you!” was his reply.

What does a woman have to do to get some respect around here?

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One Response

  1. dick

    I think of women as icebergs that have to be warmed up before they begin to melt and turn into volcanos that have to get good and hot before they erupt in orgasmic pleasure. What do you think of men?

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