NEXT FROM NINTENDO: A PAIR OF GLASSES?

Following reports of the company’s first ever loss for the first half of 2003, which it attributed to the strengthening of the yen against the dollar and sagging GameCube sales, Nintendo has announced that its next generation console will NOT be unveiled at next May’s E3 expo, and also that the device in question will be neither console nor portable.

Something tells me that this next-gen device will resemble a swanky pair of goggles and some groovy-lookin’ motion-capture sensors. Why? I dunno. Call it fut geeling.