Cnetasia reported today that brains can have wireless upgrades, so says scientist Kevin Warwick. Taking a page from TV Smith’s recent parody on Mykad, (used with his permission, hehe), here’s what could happen when a cybernetic Ah Beng orders pizza!

Operator: *10110001000100101001* (translation: THank you for thinking of Pizza Hut! Pls think your username and password)

Customer: *0010000100001001001* (translation: Ah Beng niasing…seilor what’s my pass already…)

Operator: *1000010001001000100* (translation: Error, please rethink your username and password)

Customer: *100000100001001010* (translation: Ah Beng…niasing123!)

Operator: *001000100000001001010* (translation: Thank you for your verification – pause – Welcome back Mr Ah beng, your address is-…)

Customer: *000100001010000100001* (translation: hmm..what to eat ah…stuff crust…maybe some kah…)

Operator: *00100010100100101001* (translation: I’m sorry. Please verify your address before ordering – pause – Ah Beng, customer No. 53545354, address No. 53, Jalan 54, 53540 PJ. Pls confirm by thinking of the letters YES)

Customer: *001001* (translation: Y E S)

Operator: *0010001001010010011* (translation: Thank you for your verification, Mr Ah Beng. Please place your order after the image of the Pizza Hut logo)

Customer: *00010010100001010010* (translation: Ah…ok, I want ikan bilis stuff crust pizza regular…)

Operator: *0001010100101* (translation: Error. Size of image of order transmitted is not the same as size of actual item on menu. Please report thought order process)

Customer: *001001010101010* (translation: Niasinglah,..ok – looks at pictorial menu before thinking – I want one ikan bilis stuff crust pizza regular, one long bread…)

Operator: *001001010010100001* (translation: Error. THere is no such item as “long bread” in our menu. Please repeat thought order process).

Customer: *00100101010100101* (translation: BASKET BALL!)

Operator: *00101000001000101* (translation: Error. There is no such item as ‘basket ball’ in our menu. Please repeat thought order process).

Customer: *0001010010001000101*!! (translation: Ok…stop thinking…stop thinking)

Operator: *001001* (translation: Order aborted. You have terminated the service. Thank you for thinking of Pizza Hut. Good bye and think pizza, think Pizza Hut!)